I know what you’re thinking and I’m thinking the same thing. Fast Food. Why? Because sometimes men do stupid things. That’s how I’m feeling now after devouring the greasiest burger I’ve ever encountered: Wendy’s Spicy Baconator. Two 1/4 lb. burgers (before cooking), 6 strips of bacon, Pepper Jack cheese, Chipotle Ranch Sauce, and Jalapenos.
800 calories, 500 from fat, 55.0 grams of fat, 24 saturated.
1,760 calories, 1,000 from fat, 111 grams of fat, 47 saturated. So was it worth it? No. Absolutely not. The jalapenos and chipotle ranch sauce soggied up the top bun while overpowering the entire burger with slightly spicy acidity. I already don’t care for Wendy’s burgers, they’re dry and pretty flavorless, so I knew what to expect. The bacon was equally weak, scraggly and shrunken (that’s what she said).
I am currently having trouble breathing.
Read on for more pics.